What is the Internet?

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Mara: I want to make Icecream!
Greg: I don't know how to make icecream, Mara.
Mara: Ask the Internet how to make icecream!
Greg: What's the Internet?
Mara: The Internet is somebody that teaches people how to make icecream.


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